Nora and Fang's Totally Legit Relationship Advice

[nora]

"Hi there and welcome to 'Nora and Fang's Totally Legit Relationship Advice'. I'm Nora Estheim."

"Recently, we've noticed that the people of Gran Pulse seem to be having some relationship trouble and they have no one to ask for help."

"So, we're here to fix that! You can ask myself or Fang or both of us anything you like, it's completely confidential."


[[Welcome to the IC Relationship Advice thread! It's just like those write-in segments in magazine where people write in and ask other people for help with relationship stuff. Your helpers are Nora Estheim and Oerba Yun Fang. Let the mayhem begin!]]

[Oerba Yun Fang]

"Heya ya' grand folks all through Gran Pulse. Fang here, and as Nora said above, we've got us a place here for relationship advoice. Came to our attention that most of the young folks don't know up from down about how ta' get themselves a girl or guy ta' get cozy with.

Wha's the problem ya' ask? Well...the problem is tha' the continuation of the human species depends on doin' just tha', so ya know, gotta actually do some work here. So how do ya' get relationship help from us? Well here's wha' ya do. Just post a reply here and be specific if ya want Nora, myself, or BOTH our help sorting our your relationship problem. Don' be shy now, we don't bite - and if we do, you'll like it.

Have at 'er!"

[Angeal Hewley]

"Well I just arrived to Gran Pulse not too long ago. And Well.... I guess my question is for either one of you. I want to find someone special but I don't really know how to do it. Especially one who won't just stare at my large wing. How can I find someone who is the right person, I'm afraid I don't have much experience in this." =//////=

[nora]

"I'm sorry, wing? As in- you know what, not my place to comment. Just gonna move on here. Right, well, if you're new here I'd suggest just nipping into one of the bars once in a while. Try and find someone who doesn't stare continuously at your...wing. Looks are natural but if they're just constantly staring it's probably not something they'll be able to handle."