Post by Coulson Pike on Feb 2, 2013 11:31:28 GMT -5
so shed some light on me
and hold me up in disbelief
TAG: Aaliyah Words: 613
ONE LAST THING: Cole always has to have a barfight thread. It's a rule.
ONE LAST THING: Cole always has to have a barfight thread. It's a rule.
Cole had been fully expecting to exit the bar in the same way he’d first entered it – completely upright, walking casually, and…well, upright was the important part. As he crashed through the doors and rolled out onto the street, skidding up onto his shoulders before flopping onto his stomach on his stomach, he decided that he was neither upright nor casual-looking. Instead, he was just a big sack of sore hume on the ground, trying to push himself up as pedestrians stared at him. Didn’t they have something better to do with their days than stare at him? To a chorus of grunts, Cole staggered to his feet, grinning sarcastically at the lot of them. ”You should see the other guy.”
Cole had learned his lesson from the other guy. He learned that one should never go into a bar and try to have a conversation about women with a drunk guy on this planet, or the guy would, for completely unknown reasons, start to think that the entire conversation was about his wife and then…he’d jack you in the jaw and start a chain reaction that would send every drunk form in the entire bar into a frenzy. It was from such a situation that Cole had just basically been…well, he wasn’t sure what exactly had hit him, but whatever it happened to be, there were two of them and extremely sharp. Cole’s brain was too muddled by the bit of alcohol that he’d gotten down before the brawl for him to properly think through the possibilities, but he decided it didn’t matter anyway. Everyone inside was hitting everyone else.
And Cole wasn’t really planning on going back in…but there was a small problem. His crap was still inside. And by his crap, he meant the stuff that he actually needed to survive on this planet for more than a day without going poor and starving. Why he’d thought it a good idea to wear his tools into a bar in the first place, he had no idea, but now with drooping arms, he stared at the entrance and blandly and silently at the fact that he had to go back inside.
Oh, and it was going to get worse. Rubbing at his disheveled head of hair since he apparently needed to look good when he went back in to get beaten into a pulp again, Cole spotted, down the street a ways to his right, what looked like the PSICOM no-fun police showing up from one of their ugly little ships and apparently preparing to come down the street to put a stop to the “disturbance” in the bar. ”Ssssshit.” If Cole’s dislike for authorities with guns wasn’t already strong enough, his slightly weakened mind reminded him that he hadn’t registered with PSICOM like they’d demanded that the people of Initium do before entering the city, so they’d not only throw him around and shoot out his kneecaps to get him to stop fighting, but they’d also probably throw him in a cell forever and think him some sort of city-wide danger if they found out that he wasn’t registered to be walking the streets.
But Cole’s stuff.
Grumbling an incoherent set of arguments to himself, Cole started forward towards the doorway again, knocking it open and immediately having to duck underneath a flying…human…being, spotting the individual who had thrown him and avoiding his side of the room entirely. He could spot his pack of tools generally in the area of his bar stool…where half of the bar seemed to have gathered for their individual fights. Cole would just sneak there…just…subtly…and grab his stuff…and slip out the back. No problem, right?
Cole had learned his lesson from the other guy. He learned that one should never go into a bar and try to have a conversation about women with a drunk guy on this planet, or the guy would, for completely unknown reasons, start to think that the entire conversation was about his wife and then…he’d jack you in the jaw and start a chain reaction that would send every drunk form in the entire bar into a frenzy. It was from such a situation that Cole had just basically been…well, he wasn’t sure what exactly had hit him, but whatever it happened to be, there were two of them and extremely sharp. Cole’s brain was too muddled by the bit of alcohol that he’d gotten down before the brawl for him to properly think through the possibilities, but he decided it didn’t matter anyway. Everyone inside was hitting everyone else.
And Cole wasn’t really planning on going back in…but there was a small problem. His crap was still inside. And by his crap, he meant the stuff that he actually needed to survive on this planet for more than a day without going poor and starving. Why he’d thought it a good idea to wear his tools into a bar in the first place, he had no idea, but now with drooping arms, he stared at the entrance and blandly and silently at the fact that he had to go back inside.
Oh, and it was going to get worse. Rubbing at his disheveled head of hair since he apparently needed to look good when he went back in to get beaten into a pulp again, Cole spotted, down the street a ways to his right, what looked like the PSICOM no-fun police showing up from one of their ugly little ships and apparently preparing to come down the street to put a stop to the “disturbance” in the bar. ”Ssssshit.” If Cole’s dislike for authorities with guns wasn’t already strong enough, his slightly weakened mind reminded him that he hadn’t registered with PSICOM like they’d demanded that the people of Initium do before entering the city, so they’d not only throw him around and shoot out his kneecaps to get him to stop fighting, but they’d also probably throw him in a cell forever and think him some sort of city-wide danger if they found out that he wasn’t registered to be walking the streets.
But Cole’s stuff.
Grumbling an incoherent set of arguments to himself, Cole started forward towards the doorway again, knocking it open and immediately having to duck underneath a flying…human…being, spotting the individual who had thrown him and avoiding his side of the room entirely. He could spot his pack of tools generally in the area of his bar stool…where half of the bar seemed to have gathered for their individual fights. Cole would just sneak there…just…subtly…and grab his stuff…and slip out the back. No problem, right?
and tell me something that i'll believe in